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The Phantom Has Left the Building
April 17, 2023 Greetings from the urbane, I like to think I’m a sophisticated person. It’s not true, but I like to think it. I have worn...
Apr 24, 20233 min read


Kearsley Park
(This is from my weekly column 'Monday Moanin'. Below you can find how to subscribe. You can also follow a link to order my book, Hope...
Feb 1, 20235 min read


Mischief
January 23, 2023 Greetings from his biggest fan, My brother Doug is a regular person. I suppose that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but I...
Jan 23, 20234 min read


Alive and Sexy
December 12, 2022 Greetings from the aspirant, Recently I was in a grocery store where I was waiting patiently in line. (One of those...
Dec 12, 20223 min read


Crows
November 28, 2022 Greetings from the dogmatist, Wherein, I liberally apply the use of parentheses, (a sinfully underused part of the...
Dec 5, 20224 min read


Baby Carrots
October 12, 2020 Greetings from the game changer, Recently the dinner conversation across this country has shifted from the latest...
Nov 26, 20224 min read


Boomarang
March 29, 2021 Greetings from the far flung, I have flung only a few objects. Before we wander in, I’d like to identify there is a...
Nov 26, 20223 min read


Sixty Drawers
September 5, 2022 Greetings from the truth hacks, I have a built-in workbench in my garage, an altar to industriousness, with all manner...
Nov 6, 20224 min read


Why Did the Chicken...?
October 3, 2022 Greetings from the question, Some time ago I shared with you the idea that the purpose of the universe is to be noticed. ...
Nov 5, 20223 min read


Autonomous Cars
October 10, 2022 Greetings from the shotgun seat, Occasionally, I will wonder. For example, I wonder about how the fizz from Vernors...
Nov 5, 20223 min read


Grocery Stores
October 24, 2022 Greetings from the rookie, There are few places I feel more incompetent than the grocery store. (I wrote that sentence...
Nov 5, 20224 min read
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