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Armchair Olympian
July 29, 2024 Greetings from the excluded, If there were headlines for ordinary people in everyday life, mine might say “Local Man...
Jul 29, 20243 min read


Go Bananas
July 15, 2024 Greetings from the sheltered one, Herein we will discuss the versatility of bananas. There was a time that I paid closer...
Jul 15, 20244 min read


Luck
June 24, 2024 Greetings from the lucky one, I’m a little confused. This is hardly remarkable, since I have been in some version of this...
Jun 24, 20245 min read
Weeping Sap
June 10, 2024 Greetings from the sappy one, Recently I deliberately spent thousands of dollars to get nothing. Nothing. The absence of...
Jun 10, 20243 min read


Knowing
May 20, 2024 Greetings from the bewildered, When I was growing up there was a kid who lived in my neighborhood who knew things. I first...
May 20, 20243 min read


Stretch
May 6, 2024 Greetings from the stick man, Most people would not describe me as ‘limber’, other than perhaps the obscure definition of...
May 6, 20243 min read


Sibling Rivalry
April 8, 2024 Greetings from the sibling rivalry, Luna Tunes: You up? Sol Sister: (…) Luna Tunes: HEY! Sol Sister: stoppit. im slepng...
Apr 8, 20244 min read


Strange Neighbors
By David Smith March 25, 2024 Greetings from the weirdo, I think that every street has an unusual neighbor. I’ve lived in enough places...
Mar 25, 20244 min read


What Unites Us
March 11, 2024 Greetings from my sleepy smile, This week I discovered what could be one of the most unifying issues in our nation, one...
Mar 11, 20243 min read


Pinecone Pandemic
By David Smith March 4, 2024 Greetings from the edge of chaos, I have a number of reputations, some of which you are aware, others that...
Mar 4, 20243 min read


Precious
February 26, 2024 Greetings from the tribe, My brother has a cheap watch, nine dollars on Amazon. It’s a couple of years old. It lights...
Feb 26, 20245 min read


Schadenfreude
January 15, 2024 Greetings from the teeterer, If you are not familiar with the term, ‘schadenfreude’, it is a German word loosely...
Jan 15, 20244 min read


Bitcoin
November 20, 2023 Greetings from the puzzled, Wherein, we will uncover the mysterious world of Bitcoin, not only so that you can better...
Nov 20, 20234 min read


Chat
August 28, 2023 Greetings from the call center, Customer Service: We appreciate you contacting us. I would be happy to assist you with...
Aug 28, 20233 min read


Finishing
August 7, 2023 Greetings from the insignificantly significant, I have developed a new skill. Not exactly the kind of thing I’ll be...
Aug 7, 20233 min read


The Post Office
July 31, 2023 Greetings from the doofus, Ordinarily, I don’t need to bring attention to my ignorance, it will manifest itself...
Jul 31, 20234 min read


Sploot
July 10, 2023 Greetings from the persnickety, Recently someone sent me an email with a link to a story in which they thought I would be...
Jul 10, 20234 min read


Falling Off the Soapbox
July 3, 2023 Greetings from the incessantly reformed, It is not always easy being a hypocrite. Well, to everyone watching us, it looks...
Jul 3, 20234 min read


Trouble
June 26, 2023 Greetings from the problem child, “You’re going to get in SO much trouble!” These words were usually delivered by someone’s...
Jun 26, 20234 min read


Buying Ice Cream in 2023
June 12, 2023 Greetings from the consumer, Me: I’ll take a small scoop of the Michigan Pothole, please. Clerk: Very well sir. Did you...
Jun 12, 20234 min read
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